Zombieland

God damn it. I’m sick of fucking rules. I can’t buy tickets to zombieland at the theater for more than just myself because I’m not yet 21. What if I go in buy one, leave and go back saying I dropped it in the sewer. Is that the kind of fucking loop I have to go through to see a fucking zombie movie with people. When I come back as a zombie, which inevitably will happen, I’m going to give that ticket seller a piece of my mind. Or better yet I’m going to take a piece of hers.